After killing my 4th consecutive spider in my shower today I realized that I don't like them very much and they apparently share the same sentiment.
I have come to the conclusion that they are sacrificing themselves on spidey kamikazi death missions in order to kill me. They tried to get me in my sleep and while I'm naked and vulnerable in the shower but I will never let them win!!!!
If, in the event that they catch me, tell my family that I love them and I'm sorry for putting rubber bands on the spray nozzle on the sink..
ok actually not really.
THE END.
for now.
UPDATE!!!!
Bee/Wasp/Spider Hybrid = death of the world.
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