At the UO, and many other universities, there is a large bike culture. Almost everyone rides or has a bike and most of that crowd rides a bike as their main mode of transportation. The main problem with that is mass bicycle traffic (along with massive amounts of foot traffic throughout campus) and overcrowding of the scheiss poor amount of bike racks available.
Because there are too many bikes and not enough spaces to park them, many people like to be creative and find other ways of keeping their bike from getting stolen/hogging every space possible. Including but not limited to:
Handle-raum.
Then there is also:
The Directionally Challenged
Able-ist Bike Asshole
And I will personally take a spiked, poison hammer to the next person I see doing this:
The joiner
The Double Bagger
And lastly, I will curse all of the children born to this person with nubs:
To all of you out there guilty of doing these things: You should be ashamed of yourselves. You are a bike asshole.
END.
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